Bonjour!!!!
So it has come
to pass that the sickness that I had came and passed. Last Monday I was
starting to feel better, that was, until Wednesday when the sickness came back
guns a blazin'. Apparently my ailment wasn't too thrilled about the idea
of being EXTERMINATED!!! So it decided to give itself one last try to defeat me.
But alas, I came off conqueror and vanquished said sickness. All I had to
do was go to the hospital one more time and I was all chip chop chip ready to
go! They gave me the weirdest shot that I've ever gotten in my
life. They had this huge syringe attached to a little hose that they
poked into my arm and they let a hefty amount of medicine enter my arm.
Sicknesses
aside, this week was pretty great. We were able to get a lot done and we
should be having a baptism this upcoming week. The area is super cool and
I'm enjoying my time here.
There was a
challenge that I had the other day. I tried to order pizza by
telephone. This was the conversation I had with the lady on the other
end:
ME: Hey,
I'd like to order a ham and cheese pizza.
LADY: Oh
sorry sir, but we don't have that kind of pizza. We do however have a
cheese and ham pizza if you'd like.
ME: ...
Yeah I think that'd be just fine.
LADY: Is
that the pizza you want?
ME: Yes.
LADY: Is
that the pizza you want?
ME: ... Yes.
LADY: Is that the pizza you want?
ME: Yes,
that's the one I want.
LADY: Are
you sure you want that pizza.
ME: YES!!!!
I'm pretty sure that's the pizza that I want!!!
Patience.
Elder Johnson. Patience.
This morning I
got to play basketball. For some missionaries this isn't that big of an
event, but it's something pretty rare to be doing down here. We played
with some people at the church and then we played with a bunch of
firemen. The firemen were pretty good.
So we had Ward
Council Meeting yesterday. We were discussing the upcoming baptisms and
how to plan for future baptisms. The Relief Society President told me how
she had attended a baptism about a year ago and how it was really well
done. How the missionaries had made invites, programs, and that the
meeting went over very well. *-Begin of GH Moment- Guess who those missionaries
were? It was me and Elder Araujo in Viçosa. I knew when I got here
in the ward I recognized this lady. Turns out she's the aunt of Maciel
one of our converts in Viçosa and was there at the baptism. After she
said that I told her it was me and my companion who did that baptism. I
walked out of the meeting feeling very smug about myself. -End of GH Moment-
So one thing I
learned this week is the importance of preparing to use the priesthood. I
was inspired by the fact that Ephraim Hanks would wash his hands before every
blessing he gave and did some other things to prepare. I thought it would
be a wonderful idea to really prepare to perform a gospel ordinance. This
week I was invited to perform a baptism for the sisters in my district.
Their investigator had asked me to perform the baptism. So I got to
thinking that I should try some things to really prepare for the ordinance.
Turns out it made all of the difference. I was able to perform the
baptism and the spirit was so strong. The girl that I baptized got super
emotional before and after and didn't stop crying for quite a bit of
time. When I got out of the changing room one of the sisters turned to me
and said, "What did you do to her?" That comment scared me a little
bit because I thought I had did something wrong, but it turns out she was just
joking and that the girl was just really happy.
One of the
members of my district received a revelation for me this week. They said
they had a dream I was sitting at a desk and a bunch of women were standing in
line to marry me. They were just taking turns signing marriage
forms. As interesting as that dream is I don't find it to be a very probable
thing to happen. I think the whole polygamy thing is a no go for the
church.
So that's about
it for now. My week was pretty great. I'm doing great. Mom, I
will not tell you how much I weigh, how much weight I've lost, or anything of
that matter. You're going to see me here in a few weeks and yell,
"Tanner! What did they do to you!?" Missionaries gotta do what
missionaries gotta do.
-Élder Johnson
P.S. *Brazilian Missionary Lingo explanation. GH = Gloria dos Homens = Glory of
Men. To say that a mission is "GH" (pronounced G agá) is to say
that the missionary thinks a lot of himself and is super prideful and whatnot.
P.P.S.
Apparently "No Shave November" is a no go on the mission.